~CHORUS~
It’s my birthday and imma enjoy it
It’s my birthday and I ain’t got bitches
It’s my birthday and take lots of pictures
It’s my birthday and i don’t drink liquors

It’s my birthday and imma enjoy it
It’s my birthday and imma wear slippers
It’s my birthday can’t afford strippers
It’s my birthday the new thanksgiving

~VERSE~
I wake up and I’m a year older,
Hope that I don’t get any slower,
Soon I might need to use a walker,
Cuz these back hurts more than ever,
Stop, when did I
Get so fucking old man I feel like I’m controlled,
Like CJ by big smoke, man
I feel like I’ve evolved, like a koffing to a weezing smoke,
but I’ve never smoked
Are we in a matrix, man I feel so woke
Keanu reeves doesn’t age, you think he’s a monk,
I’m already small but I know that I’ll still shrunk,
Another thing that doesn’t age is a rubber duck,
How long has it been since the titanic sunk,
It’s my birthday so I wanna eat some junk,
Sike! I don’t want no junk,
I wanna be sleeping yea in a monster truck

~CHORUS~
It’s my birthday and imma enjoy it
It’s my birthday and I ain’t got bitches
It’s my birthday and take lots of pictures
It’s my birthday and i don’t drink liquors

It’s my birthday and imma enjoy it
It’s my birthday and imma wear slippers
It’s my birthday can’t afford strippers
It’s my birthday the new thanksgiving

~VERSE~
We started kinda deep so let’s go and have some fun,
It’s my big day and it’s only just begun,
I want my favourite food and you can’t have some,
You can all drink rum till all you’re numb,
I ain’t got gifts and yea that’s fine,
As long as I turn out like a fine wine,
Imma shop me for some Calvin Klein,
To forget that my age is on the incline,

~CHORUS~
It’s my birthday and imma enjoy it
It’s my birthday and I ain’t got bitches
It’s my birthday and take lots of pictures
It’s my birthday and i don’t drink liquors

It’s my birthday and imma enjoy it
It’s my birthday and imma wear slippers
It’s my birthday and can’t afford strippers
It’s my birthday the new thanksgiving

~OUTRO~
Happy birthday happy birthday
To myself yea cuz I’m the best yea
Did you know that it’s my birthday
My hair is already going grey
My black hair don’t anymore stay
These bitches they wanna go away