~CHORUS~ It’s my birthday and imma enjoy it It’s my birthday and I ain’t got bitches It’s my birthday and take lots of pictures It’s my birthday and i don’t drink liquors It’s my birthday and imma enjoy it It’s my birthday and imma wear slippers It’s my birthday can’t afford strippers It’s my birthday the new thanksgiving ~VERSE~ I wake up and I’m a year older, Hope that I don’t get any slower, Soon I might need to use a walker, Cuz these back hurts more than ever, Stop, when did I Get so fucking old man I feel like I’m controlled, Like CJ by big smoke, man I feel like I’ve evolved, like a koffing to a weezing smoke, but I’ve never smoked Are we in a matrix, man I feel so woke Keanu reeves doesn’t age, you think he’s a monk, I’m already small but I know that I’ll still shrunk, Another thing that doesn’t age is a rubber duck, How long has it been since the titanic sunk, It’s my birthday so I wanna eat some junk, Sike! I don’t want no junk, I wanna be sleeping yea in a monster truck ~CHORUS~ It’s my birthday and imma enjoy it It’s my birthday and I ain’t got bitches It’s my birthday and take lots of pictures It’s my birthday and i don’t drink liquors It’s my birthday and imma enjoy it It’s my birthday and imma wear slippers It’s my birthday can’t afford strippers It’s my birthday the new thanksgiving ~VERSE~ We started kinda deep so let’s go and have some fun, It’s my big day and it’s only just begun, I want my favourite food and you can’t have some, You can all drink rum till all you’re numb, I ain’t got gifts and yea that’s fine, As long as I turn out like a fine wine, Imma shop me for some Calvin Klein, To forget that my age is on the incline, ~CHORUS~ It’s my birthday and imma enjoy it It’s my birthday and I ain’t got bitches It’s my birthday and take lots of pictures It’s my birthday and i don’t drink liquors It’s my birthday and imma enjoy it It’s my birthday and imma wear slippers It’s my birthday and can’t afford strippers It’s my birthday the new thanksgiving ~OUTRO~ Happy birthday happy birthday To myself yea cuz I’m the best yea Did you know that it’s my birthday My hair is already going grey My black hair don’t anymore stay These bitches they wanna go away

~VERSE~ Eat it like you mean it KitKat split it Go up and down if you’re really with it Don’t spit in it Lollipop lick it Go up and down if you’re really with it Got a whole minute Be quick with it Go up and down if you’re really with it you can even kiss it Get cheeky with it As Will Smith once said, get jiggy with it ~CHORUS~ I’ve got this feeling It’s not just physical Got KitKat love I just keep eating It’s so cynical Got KitKat ~VERSE~ All I want is a KitKat for me Is it all for me, it fucking better be Or else theres gonna be an angry me It’s not that difficult to please me Melt it over me, pour it over me All 4 KitKat pieces on me They all gon see, sweeties on me its that Pitbull song, rain over me ~CHORUS~ I’ve got this feeling It’s not just physical Got KitKat love I just keep eating It’s so cynical Got KitKat love ~OUTRO~ It’s that KitKat It’s that KitKat Eat and get fat For that KitKat It’s that KitKat It’s that KitKat Eat and get fat For that KitKat

Gimme a word, breast Breast yea yea ~VERSE~ I like me some breast, During when I rest, I’m not Kanye but baby I’m the best, If we’re talking bout chicken, I also like the breast, Woman or chicken breast breast breast, Unless it’s breast cancer then no no no, Fuck cancer and yo yo yo, Not the horoscope, yea, use a telescope, yea, television, chicken breast and a Diet Coke, Not the ones you snort, what rhymes with snort? Not the ones you snort, what rhymes with snort? Go and play some sport, go and eat some pork, Maybe you’re a dork, I like me some pork, I want it cooked in front of me while I’m in New York, New York City baby yo I swear that’s where it’s lit, I’ve never been but I do hope to see some tits, ~VERSE~ In the breast city, we like to get litty In the breast city, we like to act silly Like show em for a good time, even if you’re fifty Do a lump test, be safe with your titties Get it checked daily, like a committee Better be safe than sorry, Mississippi We can draw on them just like a graffiti Might get messy, but it’ll stay very pretty   Add some glue to it cuz I’m silly

~VERSE~ Lighten the tension when things get hard, I can’t believe you came, that is really hard, This is huge, why is this so hard, You already did me, that is really hard I need two men on this, why is this so hard, You get back on top, that is really hard I am not saying, it won’t be hard, that job looks hard, thats what she said ~CHORUS~ You really think you can go all day long Thats what she said It squeaks when you bang it Thats what she said Come again? Thats what she said Thats what she said, thats what she said ~SKIT~ Knock knock Whos there KGB KG- WE WILL ASK THE QUESTIONS The fuck you slap me for You seen that show the office with Steve Carell Yea swear it lasted for so long Ha thats what she said ~CHORUS~ Does the skin look red and swollen Thats what she said Don’t make it harder than it has to be Thats what she said Would you reach over and touch his thing? Thats what she said Thats what she said, thats what she said

~CHORUS~ Pablo Pablo Pablo Gimme gimme coco Nah nah nah in narco Acting like Diablo Pablo Pablo Pablo He is going loco Save me pls mi amor Don’t go call the popos ~VERSE~ Pablo brings all the guns and drugs, Imma go give him lots of hugs, Go and spend a couple buck, Policeman tries to come and stop, He will make sure that they’re fucked, Don’t you know that it’s his yard, He’s gonna buy a charizard, What do you mean it’s a graveyard? ~PRE-CHORUS~ Wait he’s dead? Did he get beheaded? Wait I’m stressing This is depressing ~CHORUS~ Pablo Pablo Pablo Gimme gimme coco Nah nah nah in narco Acting like Diablo Pablo Pablo Pablo He is going loco Save me mi amor Don’t go call the popo ~VERSE~ I don’t really think that Pablos dead I won’t believe it till I see his head the rumours you read have all mislead His products highly recommend, The mandem yea Medeyeen cartel, All the stories that they could tell DxS like the products they sell I heard that the group has all but fell ~PRE-CHORUS~ Wait they stopped? Did they get chopped? Wait I’m stressing This is depressing ~CHORUS~ Pablo Pablo Pablo Gimme gimme coco Nah nah nah in narco Acting like Diablo Pablo Pablo Pablo He is going loco Save me please mi amor Don’t go call the popo ~BRIDGE~ Pablo is dead, he got shot in the head, when was the last time my boy got some head, Escobar slacked and got caught by the feds, But the man made sure his people were fed, Worked day in and out just to get him some bread, columbian ladies get bread just to spread, Gustavo his cousin became his right hand, his pocket so full never run out of bags, ~CHORUS~ Pablo Pablo Pablo Gimme gimme coco Nah nah nah in narco Acting like Diablo Pablo Pablo Pablo He is going loco Save me please mi amor Don’t go call the popo ~OUTRO~ Pablo and Pablo And Pablo and Pablo And Pablo Coco and coco And coco and coco And coco