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christmas list
02:44
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Here comes my list,
I hope that Santas coming through with the gifts,
Christmas list,
I hope you’re all ready for this,
Christmas list,
Santa milk cookies exchange for my wish,
Christmas list,
My Christmas list
Here’s my list and reindeer can fly through
There’s 12 of them, they can all slide through
Bringing my gifts like the fable 2,
Palm trees, Connect 4 and a PS5, I want a pizza pie,
I want another slice, hang out with pewdiepie, I wanna play with fire,
I wanna kiss a bear, be a millionaire,
rap with blackbear, have a pint of beer,
I ain’t an animal, I like to keep it cool,
Christmas list this shit on a minimal,
Myprotein yea that’s my mineral,
My Christmas list yea isn’t typical,
Here comes my list,
I hope that Santa coming through with the gifts,
Christmas list,
I hope that you’re all ready for this,
Christmas list,
Santa milk cookies exchange for my wish,
Christmas list,
My Christmas list
I want more things in my list, ones i can’t resist,
New gym sets, plus more weights on my lifts
Gift cards for amazon, eBay, ASOS, nandos, so I can buy them chicken sauce,
African lynx,
Smells good while I eat my cheesecake bitch,
Normal eyes (so I can see)
Unicorn (that brings me sweet corn bitch)
I ain’t an animal, I like to keep it cool,
Christmas list this shit on a minimal,
Myprotein yea that’s my mineral,
My Christmas list yea isn’t typical,
Here comes my list,
I hope that Santa coming through with the gifts,
Christmas list,
I hope that you’re all ready for this,
Christmas list,
Santa milk cookies exchange for my wish,
Christmas list,
My Christmas list
Christmas list
My Christmas list
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homemade from italia
01:57
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I like some pasta (yeah), I like some pasta,
There’s so many pasta, which ones the imposter,
I like some pasta (yeah), I like some pasta
There’s so many pasta, homemade from italia
I like that pasta,
Carbonara sauce, with some cheddar,
A hint of pepper, just to add some flavour
With some bacon,
I want that pasta,
I want that fucking pasta,
Monday pasta, tuesday pasta, Wednesday pasta, Thursday pasta, Friday pasta, Saturday pasta, Sunday pasta, everyday pasta
I like some pasta (yeah), I like some pasta,
There’s so many pasta, which ones the imposter,
I like some pasta (yeah), I like some pasta
There’s so many pasta, homemade from italia
Bitch come through with a bag of fusilli,
I don’t really care if it’s not fettuccine,
I don’t really care if it’s not tortellini,
I don’t really care if it’s not bucatini
Imma spend a bag on a bag of linguine,
Yum yum yum yum mums spaghetti,
Yum yum yum yum dads macaroni,
Wine and dine with George and Lennie
I like some pasta (yeah), I like some pasta,
There’s so many pasta, which ones the imposter,
I like some pasta (yeah), I like some pasta
There’s so many pasta, homemade from italia
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take a chance
02:01
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It’s time for a nap, midday, in the morning,
Do my work, later or the next morning,
Definitely not done by the evening,
Because I will, still be prolly sleeping,
We should all take a nap, its not too late, it’s prolly midday in a state,
Why nap for 30 to 40 minutes, when you can take a nap for hours and hours,
Waking up feels like a superpower,
Maybe then I might go take a shower,
Always a, good time, to take a leak,
Make sure theres food, as we speak,
After (drag out the er) dinner, it’s time for me to sleep,
Better be ready to fall asleep,
I know how to nap, for three hours straight,
I just close my eyes, one of my best traits,

You should take that nap, even if you can’t, you should take the chance
Doesn’t matter where you are,
Just go close your eyes
You should take that nap, even if you can’t, you should take the chance
Take the chance to sleep where you are,
Just because you can
Yeah I’m gonna go take that nap
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4. |
onlyfans
02:00
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I’m a fan, onlyfans, might use up all my hands,
I’m a fan, onlyfans, can’t keep up with my jams,
I’m a fan, onlyfans, won’t keep up with my gang,
I’m a fan, onlyfans, might use up all my hands,
What is onlyfans? Do you know what it gets you?
It’s a website, where your balls like to go blue,
Belle Delphine has a very, nice view,
Next thing you know your hands are all goo,
You can pay, you can watch, it’s an onlyfans
Lock the door, get the lube, for your ham
I’m a fan, onlyfans, might use up all my hands,
I’m a fan, onlyfans, can’t keep up with my jams,
I’m a fan, onlyfans, won’t keep up with my gang,
I’m a fan, onlyfans, might use up all my hands,
I exchange my rent for this, Bella Thorne still the best,
She can be my stepsis, I wanna drink her piss
I exchange my rent for this, belle delphine is second best,
She reminds me of Kim K. both go well with Kanye west,
I just paid £50, for a subscription,
Didn’t, even read the description,
This, is, a healthy addiction,
Bella Thorne the best, in the competition,
I’m a fan, onlyfans, might use up all my hands,
I’m a fan, onlyfans, can’t keep up with my jams,
I’m a fan, onlyfans, won’t keep up with my gang,
I’m a fan, onlyfans, might use up all my hands,
I exchange my rent for this, Bella Thorne still the best,
She can be my stepsis, I wanna drink her piss
I exchange my rent for this, belle delphine is second best,
She reminds me of Kim K. both go well with Kanye west,
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DxS Bracknell, UK
DxS (Dos X Santos) are a comedy rap-duo based in Berkshire, UK, formed by two brothers. The pair have been making music out of their parents’ house while bored in lockdown, creating some of the most out of the ordinary music you’ll ever hear. Their off the wall writing style and meme heavy lyrics bring a humorous listening experience that will keep you on the tips of your toes. ... more
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